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The little camel went to his mother and asked, ?Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes??
She looked on him lovingly and replied, ?You see, my son, when we are walking in the dessert and the wind starts to blowing and there?s sand everywhere, we need these big eyes to keep an eye on one another so that we don?t get lost.?

?Oh!? he said. ?And why do we have such huge feet?

?Well,? she said, ?they allow us to walk easily in the dessert sands and help us avoid sinking into the dunes.?

?Wow,? he said, ?great equipment. What the heck is this stuff on our backs for??

?You see,? his mother informed, ?we can walk for days, even weeks without food or water, so we use it to store fat during those times. But why do you ask me all these obvious questions??

?Well, mother,? said the young camel, ?I was just wondering, if we?ve got all of this great stuff, what are we doing in the zoo??

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like.

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."

A Russian businessman walks into a Swiss bank in Geneva and asks for a $100 loan. He offers his luxury Mercedes car as collateral. The collateral is too good, and the bank manager approves the loan. A year later, the Russian comes back. He repays the loan and the 10% interest and is ready to collect his car. Finally, the puzzled bank manager dares to ask him: “Excuse me, sir, could you tell me: did you really need that $100 so badly? In order to get the money, you left your luxury car with us for a whole year!” The Russian replied, “That’s simple – just think outside the box: where else in Geneva can I find such a great parking place for just $10 a year?”

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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.

It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch.

Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000."

"Now," he concluded, "who do you think they are going to send into battle first?"

A middle-aged, balding man was standing at the counter in a Post Office, carefully putting "Love" stamps on pink envelopes which were covered with hearts. He would then squirt them with a perfume bottle.

The postal clerk couldn't help wondering how such a man could have so many girlfriends, so he asked the man.

The man explained, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who???'"

"Why would you do that?" asked the clerk.

"Just drumming up business," he replied, "I'm a divorce lawyer."

Little Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Margaret, who created the universe?”

When Margaret didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Margaret and the Nun said “Very good” and Margaret fell back asleep.

A while later the Nun asked Margaret, “Who is our Lord and Savior?” But, Margaret didn’t even stir from her slumber.

0nce again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Margaret and the Nun said “Very Good” and Margaret fell back asleep.

Then the Nun asked Margaret a third question.

“What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”

Again Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Margaret jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!”

The Nun fainted.

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The vice president of a large company walks into the office of president of the company and sees The President whooping and hollering.

“What’s the matter, Mr. President?” The Vice President inquired.

“Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The President beamed.

“How long did it take you?”

“Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”