http://blogofme.com Online and Technology: Tips & Tricks, Fun stuff, News & Product Reviews Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:18:26 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe." So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes ... http://blogofme.com/the-ugliest-man/ One great day in Washington D.C, a couple were on a honeymoon tour. They saw one man in front of a hospital was trying to fill some form. So the couple inquired eagerly "What are you doing ?" The man replied that he had a baby and he was filling the birth ... http://blogofme.com/filling-a-form-in-capitals/ Well, this joke is not funny... but 'is this meant to be a joke' part which is funny... http://blogofme.com/the-worlds-most-stupid-joke-ever/ James Bond movies have always featured some of the finest automobiles to date along with some of the most sensual women posing as Bond girls, be they vamp and vixen or agents in arms! In the forthcoming Bond flick, 'Quantum of Solace', Bond's lady-love cum ally, Camille, played by Ukrainian ... http://blogofme.com/james-bond-babe-in-ford-ka/ A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o?clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ? I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.?The blonde replies, ?Okay you?re on.? Sure enough, the man ... http://blogofme.com/old-news/ There was this young man, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly. The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island. There was nothing ... http://blogofme.com/young-carribean-man/ I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying ?Hi, how are you?? I?m not the type to start a conversation in the men?s restroom But I don?t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ?Doin just fine!? And the other guy says: ... http://blogofme.com/dont-use-mobile-inside-toilet/ The little camel went to his mother and asked, ?Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes?? She looked on him lovingly and replied, ?You see, my son, when we are walking in the dessert and the wind starts to blowing and there?s sand everywhere, we need these big eyes ... http://blogofme.com/camels-doubt/ A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no ... http://blogofme.com/what-god-looks-like/ A Russian businessman walks into a Swiss bank in Geneva and asks for a $100 loan. He offers his luxury Mercedes car as collateral. The collateral is too good, and the bank manager approves the loan. A year later, the Russian comes back. He repays the loan and the 10% ... http://blogofme.com/the-smart-russian-businessman/