A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o?clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ? I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.?The blonde replies, ?Okay you?re on.? Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives […]
There was this young man, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly.
The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island. There was nothing else anywhere to be seen. […]
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying ?Hi, how are you??
I?m not the type to start a conversation in the men?s restroom But I don?t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ?Doin just fine!?
And the other guy says: ?So what are you up […]
The little camel went to his mother and asked, ?Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes??
She looked on him lovingly and replied, ?You see, my son, when we are walking in the dessert and the wind starts to blowing and there?s sand everywhere, we need these big eyes to keep an eye on […]
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks […]
A Russian businessman walks into a Swiss bank in Geneva and asks for a $100 loan. He offers his luxury Mercedes car as collateral. The collateral is too good, and the bank manager approves the loan. A year later, the Russian comes back. He repays the loan and the 10% interest and is ready to […]
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.
It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of […]