Three men were waiting at Heaven’s Gate. St. Peter says, “OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe.”
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he [...]
One great day in Washington D.C, a couple were on a honeymoon tour.
They saw one man in front of a hospital was trying to fill some form.
So the couple inquired eagerly “What are you doing ?” The man replied that he had a baby and he was filling the birth certificate form.
The couple as per [...]
Well, this joke is not funny… but ‘is this meant to be a joke’ part which is funny…