Archive for June, 2008

Old News

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o?clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ? I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.?The blonde replies, ?Okay you?re on.? Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives […]

Young Carribean Man

There was this young man, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly.
The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island. There was nothing else anywhere to be seen. […]

Don?t use mobile inside Toilet

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying ?Hi, how are you??
I?m not the type to start a conversation in the men?s restroom But I don?t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ?Doin just fine!?
And the other guy says: ?So what are you up […]

Camel?s Doubt

The little camel went to his mother and asked, ?Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes??
She looked on him lovingly and replied, ?You see, my son, when we are walking in the dessert and the wind starts to blowing and there?s sand everywhere, we need these big eyes to keep an eye on […]